"Yelling Gulls and Crazy Bulls"

Your mouth can be fine, 

but it can whine

Your mouth makes noises,

Heard in voices

It can kiss to show affection,

It can spit for attention

It can wear lipstick with

the help from a hand

It can go into a different land,

Only if you keep it shut

But, sometimes you need to keep it open

What if you were stuck in a truck?

In a farm with bulls? 

But then you need it closed...

When you shout abuse like yelling gulls,

then we should keep it closed and open

Yes, let's stick with that!

Emily Calvey Oct '10

Excuses, excuses!

'Harry, please walk the dog'

See, this is why I rather have a hedgehog!

'But mum, there are robbers all about!'

But then mum gave a big shout.

'Do what I say!'

'Why walk him today?'

'Fine, do your homework'

'But I think  twisted my left hand!'

'Then write with your right!'

'But I am a true left-hander!'

'Since when? Yesterday you were writing with your right!'

'Let's go make cup-cakes!'

'First walk the dog and do your homework!'

'FINE!'

The pier

Climbing high,

Through the sky,

Oh my oh my, I wonder why

How birds fly high

The wind blows

In my nose

The wind smells like a rose

I could not say,

Why I chose to write about my nose.

Is it weird

At the Pier 

People sneer hear when they hear

People crying in floods of tears.