Excuses, excuses!

'Harry, please walk the dog'

See, this is why I rather have a hedgehog!

'But mum, there are robbers all about!'

But then mum gave a big shout.

'Do what I say!'

'Why walk him today?'

'Fine, do your homework'

'But I think  twisted my left hand!'

'Then write with your right!'

'But I am a true left-hander!'

'Since when? Yesterday you were writing with your right!'

'Let's go make cup-cakes!'

'First walk the dog and do your homework!'

'FINE!'